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From: AJ Johnson [mailto:ajj@tpri.com]
Sent: Friday, November 12, 1999 7:08 PM
Subject: Gobble #5
Ladies and gentlemen,
This is Gobble #5
One, two, three fo' five,
Everybody in the game, so come on let's hike,
Pitch on four, around the corner
The boys said he's gonna bust it loose
But I really don't wanna
Get a bruise like I had last year
I must stay low and hit him here.
I pick Rod'rick, Justy, Mandola, and Stever
And the weather's warm,
We don't need a heater.
So you kick it off
I swear you won't be bored
To me gobble is the best sport
Any play'll fly, it's all good
Let me jump up and dive in the puddle
A little bit of Jamie, at QB,
A little bit of Goldie, the safety,
A little bit of Scotty, with the speed,
A little bit of Z-man's all you need.
A little bit of Slifka, blue sweatpants,
A little bit of parents, in the stands,
A little bit of Wallin, say no mo',
A little bit of Wegley no he won't show.
Gobble Number Five
Hut one first down
And move on the sound.
Why's your pants all brown?
Three point stance on the ground.
Fake your way left
An' fake your way right,
Stutter-step run
Tackled broad side
Dive for the zone
Ball across the line
And if you kick it like this
Boom! through the upright
A little bit of Jamie, at QB,
A little bit of Goldie, the safety,
A little bit of Scotty, with the speed,
A little bit of Z-man's all you need.
A little bit of Slifka, blue sweatpants,
A little bit of parents, in the stands,
A little bit of Wallin, say no mo',
A little bit of Wegley no he won't show.
I'd do all to
Eat a sweet donut filled with goo
So much fun,
And then goodbye
You and me and the Dunkin' guy
Gobble Number Five
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Gobble Gobble '99
"Last One . . . of the century"
Thanksgiving Day
Thursday, November 25, 1999
10 AM, STC Football Practice Fields
AJ "New Cleats" Johnson