-----Original Message-----
From: AJ Johnson [mailto:ajj@tpri.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 10, 2002 10:01 AM
Subject: HoHo hits Vegas
Odds that Annie is in town for Christmas ............. 8:1 for
.. and she shows up to the HoHo Bowl .............. 5:1 against
.. if the temperature is below 50 .............. 50:1 against
Odds that Kate shows up to the game .................. 4:1 for
.. and catches a pass ............................. 3:1 for
.. and outruns me to the goal line singing "Run,
run as fast as you can, you can't catch me,
I married the gingerbread man!" ............. 50:1 against
.. instead pitches to the gingerbread man, who
then outruns me to the goal line ............ 2:1 for
Odds that Wegley shows up to the game ................ 2:1 against
.. and brings Justin's long lost physics exam ..... 200:1 against
.. and it's graded ............................. 300:1 against
.. and Justin passed ........................ 302:1 against
Odds that MJ tries to eavesdrop on the opposing
team's huddle ........................................ 1:1 even
.. and he announces the next play to everyone on
his own team ................................... 10:1 for
.. and it gets run anyway ...................... 11:1 for
.. and he tips the pass straight up in the
air, trips, falls, watches his receiver
camp underneath the ball, catch it, and
walk into the endzone untouched .......... 11:1 for
Odds that Steve tries a field goal ................... 5:1 for
.. and doesn't shank it straight at my head ....... 3:1 for
.. and Susan says she could do better .......... 2:1 for
.. and she does ............................. 5:1 against
.. and Steve says "That's pretty good --
-- FOR A PAGAN" ....................... 10:1 for
Odds that the HoHo Bowl ends on an interception ...... 2:1 against
.. on the goal line ............................... 4:1 against
.. and Aylin's the one that picks it. Again. ... 20:1 against
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HoHo Bowl IX
Christmas Eve
Tuesday, December 24, 2002, 10:00 AM CST
STC East High School football practice fields
http://www.gobblegobblebowl.com