-----Original Message-----
From: AJ Johnson [mailto:ajj@tpri.com]
Sent: Friday, December 10, 1999 10:05 AM
Subject: Ho Ho Ho
-- Top Ten Reasons to Come Play in the HoHo Bowl this Year --
10. See Uncle Justin run the patented 'Jarious Jackson Option' while Slifka sings "Hail to the Victors".
9. See Scotty run the patented 'Slifka Option' while Justin sings "Hail to the Auto Workers".
8. Mark always falls for the same joke, year after year.
7. Extend the streak of consecutive holiday bowl games without someone puking to . . . 2.
6. Brett said he'd look for his Richard Dent pants and sailing sweater.
5. I need to practice my long-snapping.
4. Quote from Kate Ryan: "I know, I have not been a regular, but . . . I will be . . . definitely home for Ho-Ho - [and] I promise you that . . . although I have sold myself to . . . both my coworkers . . . the guys who try to pick me up in bars . . . will be there too."
3. There's absolutely no chance that Wegley will show up and return that physics exam of yours he lost five years ago.
2. The next holiday bowl game won't be until Thanksgiving of 1900.
1. Colonial is open on Christmas Eve = hot cocoas quite numerous.
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HoHo '99
Christmas Eve
Friday, December 24, 1999
10 AM, STC Football Practice Fields
AJ