-----Original Message-----
From: AJ Johnson [mailto:ajjohns@students.uiuc.edu]
Sent: Friday, April 12, 1996 2:21 AM
Subject: Thoughts of the past
Perhaps you have noticed a subtle difference between the first and second semesters of college. No, I'm not referring to the decrease in class attendance, nor to the rise in alcohol consumption. Instead, I speak of the lack of weekends when everyone is home and we can get together and, you know, have some fun. First semester we had the STC homecoming game and Thanksgiving and Christmas. Second semester spring breaks are spread willy nilly and Easter was pretty low key. Perhaps this is a sign that we are all moving on in life, breaking ties with the people we knew and loved in high school, perhaps not. Of all people, I understand that we all change throughout our lives and instead of living in the past, we must forge ahead to new experiences. But for now, wipe that tear from your cheek and look to the future. The second semester is quickly coming to a close and summer is in sight. Let us rebuild the strong friendships that have grown over the years.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
WITH THE SAME FERVOR AND EXCITEMENT OF GAMES LONG PAST, I NOW PROUDLY ANNOUNCE:
THE YO-MOMMA BOWL, ANTICIPATED BUT YET UNREALIZED IN 1995, WILL BE HELD ON SATURDAY, MAY 11, 1996, 10:00 AM, AT THE ST. CHARLES FIGHTING SAINTS FOOTBALL PRACTICE FIELDS.
FINALS ARE OVER. SUMMER IS HERE. LET'S ROCK.
-----Original Message-----
From: AJ Johnson [mailto:ajjohns@students.uiuc.edu]
Sent: Monday, April 29, 1996 1:12 AM
Subject:
The Yo-Momma Bowl will be held Saturday, May 11, 1996. That is 12 days
from now. The game is at the friendly confines of the STC football
practice fields. Your attendance is required. Unacceptable excuses*
will not be tolerated. Acceptable excuses** are not allowed either.
Do not forget. I know where you live.
AJ
* Unacceptable excuses include but are not limited to: i must wash my hair,
i must do homework, my dog died, i have a final on monday, i'm a girl, i
have a hangover, i'm still in durham, i must do laundry, i have no cleats,
i'll come but won't play, i'm a guy, i can't catch, i'm homosexual, i'm
bisexual, i'm transsexual, i'm straight, i'll get made fun of, i tore my
acl, i'll still be in school until june, i'll still be in school until june
and i'm a mean child who won't come home for mother's day to show my love
to the woman who raised me and made me what i am today, i'm too good for
you, i'm not good enough for you, i'll be at a concert, i'm dirty, i'm
clean, i can't run, i can't crawl, i can't boogie, i can't shimmy, i can't
mosey, i can't skedaddle, i can't dance, i cried when i read the last email
about losing friends, i didn't realize that aj was joking when he wrote the
last email about losing friends, i think aj cried when he though about
losing friends, i think aj cried in his beer when he thought
about losing friends, i think aj's a sap, i can't believe aj had a beer,
i'm an engineer, i'm in las, i'm an engineer but i wish i were in las,
i'm in las but wish i were an engineer, i'm in las and thank god that i'm
not an engineer, i'm shopping, i'm going to the bathroom, i don't have time,
i have too much time, i'm on a mission from god, i don't believe in god, and
mom says i can't play today.
** Acceptable excuses are:
www.gobblegobblebowl.com
ajj@tpri.com